What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:47
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
share office space ...
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why would a person always be so tired?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds